Dependable. Easy-to-wield. Capable of great destruction. Take the Recycler in your hands and wage war against plastic. With a corpse-aluminum blade, a fleshwrap grip, and a crossguard reinforced by the spirit of vengeance, this blade is the perfect first armament for any dark soldier looking to charge headfirst into the battlefield.

Made from 94 cans

Plastic wants to fill the air. Answer that threat with some death from above. These deadly throwables come in packs of 5 star-shaped blades perfectly designed for long-range precision takedowns. Use them to slice through all forms of plastic: bottles, containers, you name it. Whether you strike from the shadows, in broad daylight, or from unseen heights, the Sky Shredders are sure to hit their mark.

Made from 11 cans.

The most effective way to destroy plastic is not to attack the body, but to obliterate the very spirit within. Forged for only the strongest of warriors, this hammer was designed to leave a path of complete and utter slaughter in its wake. Leave nothing of your enemies but flattened, empty husks.

Made from 134 cans.

Plastic wants to crush the world. Let’s see how well that goes after you smash it to smithereens. Take up this monument to malice and crumple any and all opposition that would dare to stand alongside plastic. Weighted for extreme destruction with spikes for added cruelty, the Cancusser is the ideal choice for those who like dispensing brutality with flair.

Made from 95 cans.

Quenched in only the most violent of waters, Killtide is the embodied revenge against ocean-plastic. With three serrated prongs and a 6 foot long shaft carved from blood-soaked ash wood, Killtide is the best weapon for piercing plastic while giving yourself some much needed distance.

Made from 102 cans.

The battlefield can get a little crowded sometimes. Put some cover between yourself and the weapon sailing at your head with this stalwart shield. Adorned with the visage of what your enemies will soon become (dead), the Annihilator's Aegis is ideal for blocking, parrying, and bashing anything your enemies throw at you... including your enemies themselves.

Made from 270 cans.

Death has one face: yours. Display your brutality towards plastic with this terrifying full-plate armor. Stolen from Lady Death herself, this 20 piece plate armor comes equipped with unholy chainmail, a sword belt for any and all weapons, and an aura of woe and despair against all who might raise plastic towards you.

Made from 1680 cans.

Why carry clunky, obvious weaponry when you can opt for something chic and discrete? The Lobe Piercers are the perfect marriage of flashy and fearsome.

Made from 9 cans.

Show off your unwavering loyalty to death itself with this stylish pendant necklace. Also doubles as a weapon in a pinch.

Made from 11 cans.

A ruler of the underworld needs their crown as much as they need damned souls to rule over.

Made from 135 cans.

For murderers who desire a little more subtlety with their declarations of noble status. Perfect for galas and executions alike.

Made from 34 cans.

Those who would not kiss the ring have the express privilege of being melted down to create it.

Made from 13 cans.